: In this version, players wear bras and tin foil hats, use a balloon instead of a ball, and must hug and compliment opponents instead of tackling them.
Angered over the overly sensitive parents in South Park over their kids playing football because of recent news about concussions, 8. Sarcastaball
: After learning that kickoffs have been banned at South Park Elementary for safety reasons, an angry Randy Marsh sarcastically proposes a new game called "Sarcastaball" at a PTA meeting. : In this version, players wear bras and
: The PTA takes Randy's sarcastic suggestion literally, and the game becomes a national sensation. Butters Stotch becomes the star athlete and team captain due to his genuine kindness. : In this version