Realizing the "thoughtful" gift you ordered online is currently stuck in a distribution center three states away.
We’ve all seen the Instagram version of today: the giant bouquets, the perfectly plated five-course meals, and the "surprise" diamond earrings. A Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Valenti...
Realizing the only "date" you have is with a pint of Ben & Jerry’s and a Netflix documentary about a cult. Realizing the "thoughtful" gift you ordered online is