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- Givemethefunk | Aladdin

"Yo, Kid! You summoned the Funk?" the Genie boomed. "I’ve been trapped in that lamp since the disco era. You get three wishes—but they gotta have soul."

One night, a mysterious figure known as the (Jafar) approached him. He promised Aladdin a lifetime of "infinite rhythm" if he could retrieve a legendary artifact from the Cave of Beats : a shimmering, purple lava lamp. The Cave of Beats Aladdin - GIVEMETHEFUNK

(Should it be 1970s New York or a literal alien planet?) "Yo, Kid

As Aladdin touched it, the ground began to shake—not with an earthquake, but with a . The exit sealed, and the shadows began to dance. With no other choice, Aladdin gave the lamp a rhythmic rub. 🧞‍♂️ The Genie of Funk Aladdin - GIVEMETHEFUNK