Bad Code Contest Here

Entries will be judged by our panel of weary senior developers based on:

: A lifetime supply of "TODO" comments that will never be addressed. You Should Write Bad Code | by David Amos - Level Up Coding Bad Code Contest

: A 1,000-page physical printout of your own code and a mug that says "It compiles on my machine." Entries will be judged by our panel of

: Does the code make the reader want to retire immediately? Bad Code Contest

: Is the logic so convoluted that it would take a skilled programmer weeks to debug it? 🎁 Prizes

: Write a program with no infinite loops that is mathematically guaranteed to never finish running before the heat death of the universe.