Deeeer.simulator.your.average.everyday.deer.gam... Here

The chaotic streets of Orchid City were usually a haven of high-fashion and higher-speed traffic, but today, they belonged to a deer. Not just any deer—one with a neck that could stretch like a bungee cord and an inexplicable proficiency with dual-wielding submachine guns. The Awakening

As the dust settled, the Deer stood atop the ruins of a luxury mall. It had defeated the giant dog, de-throned the hippo-king of the subway, and successfully attached a human to its back to use as a surfboard. DEEEER.Simulator.Your.Average.Everyday.Deer.Gam...

It started near the park. The deer, known simply as "Deer" to the terrified populace, stood on two legs and performed a quick, rhythmic dance before sprinting headfirst into a sedan. Instead of a crash, the car simply exploded into a shower of confetti and physics-defying debris. The Deer didn't stop. It began "skating" on its hind legs, its hooves sparking against the asphalt at eighty miles per hour. Escalation of Chaos The chaotic streets of Orchid City were usually