Madeline Marks -

Stay tuned for next week's entry, assuming we don't accidentally terraform ourselves into a black hole. — Captain Madeline Marks

I’m stuck with a street urchin who has the entire history of humanity crammed into her head (and won’t stop reminding us) and a janitor who smells like old socks and broken dreams. madeline marks

Still mostly metal, though the D&G wing recently decided to undergo a spontaneous thermal meltdown. Stay tuned for next week's entry, assuming we

When I signed up to captain the Oz 9 , I was promised a nice, long nap in a stasis pod and a "Terraform Now" button to press in twenty-five years. Instead, I’m wide awake, the coffee machine is judging my life choices, and we just passed Earth’s moon. You know, the big white rock from the childhood bedroom window? Yeah, seeing it up close is cool until you realize you weren't supposed to see it at all because you were meant to be unconscious . When I signed up to captain the Oz

If you meant the Eating Disorder Registered Dietitian or the International Dating Expert , just let me know and I can pivot the style!