: In one mission, you must return a library book (printed on paper) which ends in a chaotic shootout. POSTAL - Running With Scissors
In the context of the game series, "paper" likely refers to the Postal Dude’s Petition , a key mission item in Postal 2 . To "come up with paper" in this world means to hit the streets and force NPCs to sign it with the famous line, "Will you please sign my petition?" .
: In Postal 2 , your first task on Monday is to get 8 people to sign a petition.