[s2e4] Principal's Office -
Janine leaned forward, trying to find a silver lining. "Well, rebranding could be a way to increase community engagement! Maybe we could call it 'The Abbott Achievement Center'?"
The heavy oak door swung open, and Ava poked her head out, her sunglasses perched precariously on her forehead. "Enter, my subjects. And Janine, if those papers aren't coupons for a bottomless brunch, you can leave them at the door."
Gregory stopped and looked at her. "Janine, you’re not actually going to do this, are you?" [S2E4] Principal's Office
As they walked back down the hallway, Janine was already scribbling notes on her flyers. "Okay, so maybe a budget red carpet. We can use that red butcher paper from the art room..."
Ava finally looked up, her gaze narrowing. "Textbooks? In this economy? Everything is digital now, Janine. Just tell them to Google it. Now, scoot. I have a 2:00 PM appointment with a woman who says she can align my chakras using only organic kale." Janine leaned forward, trying to find a silver lining
"A toga?" Gregory sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose. "Ava, you can't rename the school after yourself. There are boards. There are laws ."
"Laws are just suggestions for people who don't have ten thousand followers, Gregory," Ava dismissed him with a wave of her hand. "Anyway, Janine, since you’re so obsessed with 'initiatives,' you’re in charge of the launch party. I want a red carpet, a step-and-repeat, and I want Mr. Johnson to dress as a Roman gladiator." "Enter, my subjects
Ava made a face like she’d just bitten into a lemon. "Gross. No. I was thinking 'The Coleman Academy for Excellence and Aesthetic Management.' I’ve already drafted the logo. It’s me, but in a toga, holding a golden whistle."