[s7e6] Tales Of A Third Grade Nothing Apr 2026

Surprisingly, Angela is still impressed by his initiative and offers him a promotion, but there is one catch: Human Resources discovers Peter never actually completed the third grade.

" Tales of a Third Grade Nothing " is the sixth episode of Family Guy's seventh season, parodying the title of Judy Blume's famous book, Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing . [S7E6] Tales of a Third Grade Nothing

The story begins with Peter Griffin discovering the lavishness of the executive bathroom at the Pawtucket Brewery—an experience presented as a parody of Jurassic Park . Desperate for a promotion to gain permanent access, Peter tries to impress his boss, Angela, by attempting to destroy a rival brewery's billboard. Instead, he inadvertently blows up several floors of a children's hospital. Surprisingly, Angela is still impressed by his initiative

While Peter is in school, Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr. buy a failing nightclub called the Quahog Cabana Club. Finding that big band music no longer draws a crowd, they allow Stewie to renovate it into a trendy, modern dance club renamed "pLace". Though Brian and Frank initially hate the change, they grow to enjoy the lifestyle until Andy Dick shows up and ruins the club's popularity. Desperate for a promotion to gain permanent access,

His academic path hinges on a spelling bee. Despite struggling with simple words, Peter wins the competition by correctly spelling "lesbians" after his rival, Omar, fails to spell "coagulate". Having technically graduated, Peter returns to work for his promotion, only to be arrested for the hospital explosion he caused earlier. He is sentenced to one week in prison, with a judge breaking the fourth wall to note he'll be released just in time for the next episode.

To qualify for the promotion, Peter must return to school and pass the third grade. He acts as a typical disruptive student at Martin Mull Elementary, bullying his much younger classmates and annoying his teacher.