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One of the most unique "interesting texts" within the game is a literal text adventure found during the mission . While infiltrating a virtual reality network, the Boss is forced to play through a parody of old-school text games titled Dragons and Tears . Key highlights from this sequence include:
: During a heist, Gat jokes about his lack of hygiene with, "Hope you don't mind hepatitis" or "She's got the hep!". Remastered Changes saints-row-the-third-remastered
The game's writing leans heavily into its "celebrity gangster" premise. One of the most unique "interesting texts" within
: A particularly humorous segment asks you how to interact with a unicorn, with the game deadpanning, "It looks like a unicorn". Remastered Changes The game's writing leans heavily into
: The Boss famously tells a rival, "That's just fine, 'cause in the real world, you're just a bitch with a keyboard".
: Johnny Gat dismisses Phillipe Loren’s heritage by saying, "Same thing," later telling him to "go make yourself a waffle".




