"Hide in the tub!" Kaelen whispered."I am a Queen! I hide for no—""There’s a strict 'no demonic entities' clause in the lease, Mal! Get in the tub!"

Malphasia blinked, her glowing crimson eyes scanning the 250-square-foot room. Her massive spiked pauldrons scraped against the ceiling. "This... this is your dungeon? It is pitiable. Where are the lava pits? The wailing souls?"

Kaelen smiled, leaning against the radiator. "Deal. But you're still doing the dishes."

The.voluptuous.demon.queen.and.our.shoebox.apar...

"Hide in the tub!" Kaelen whispered."I am a Queen! I hide for no—""There’s a strict 'no demonic entities' clause in the lease, Mal! Get in the tub!"

Malphasia blinked, her glowing crimson eyes scanning the 250-square-foot room. Her massive spiked pauldrons scraped against the ceiling. "This... this is your dungeon? It is pitiable. Where are the lava pits? The wailing souls?"

Kaelen smiled, leaning against the radiator. "Deal. But you're still doing the dishes."