He ended the call, looked at his neon reflection in the window, and sighed. He didn't have a return policy; he had a new personality.
"Hey, Buck! It’s Arthur. Listen, the orange is... it’s a lot. Can I bring it back?" when you buy a car can you return it
Arthur learned the hard way that unless there is a Lemon Law violation (major mechanical defects) or the dealer is feeling uncharacteristically generous, the "Buyer's Remorse" rule doesn't apply to four-wheeled purchases. He ended the call, looked at his neon
"Well," Arthur whispered, clicking the headlights on. "I guess I'm an orange car guy now." He ended the call
The internet gave him a cold, digital splash of water to the face.