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(Offended) It is not "Sheldon is a dork." It is the first five digits of Planck’s constant! Missy: Same thing.
(To himself) Unacceptable. The turbulence in the flow is creating an excessive CO2-to-syrup ratio, leading to premature effervescence and a subpar mouthfeel.
(Walking by with a tray) Sheldon, what are you doing? People are waiting for their Dr Pepper.
Sheldon Lee Cooper, I have told you a thousand times: do not perform "surgeries" on school property!
He pulls a small wrench from his briefcase and begins tinkering with the machine.
(Entering the room) I like the new machine. I told Billy Sparks the passcode is "Sheldon is a dork" and it worked perfectly.
(Sighs) Mary, can we just move to a town where they don't have soda?